Insidious conspiracies to manipulate the stock markets of helpless 3'rd World Nations
Collecting large, evil looking humanoid War Robots
Art Deco Death Rays
Promoting "Boy Bands"
Foiling do-gooders
Secret Volcano Base decoration and design
Tying helpless purehearted maidens to train tracks
Sallying forth with my fellow Evil Mutants to make Xavier look like the spineless ineffectual bald headed dork he really is
Manipulating the Klingons and the Romulans to beat the tar out of those namby pamby pacifist Federation types. Especially Jon-Luc Picard.
Promoting the growth of strip malls, Gap super stores, and manipulating the death of all small bookstores record labels, publishing houses, TV stations, and any coffee shops other than Starbucks.
Cancelling Max Headroom.
Heat death of the universe. This one may take some time